Mac and Jack

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Mac and Jack is like Mac and Cheese, but instead of milk, you use Jack Daniels to make the cheese sauce taste like your dad’s breath after a long night of drinking.
I tried Mac and Jack last night and ended up crying in the kitchen.
My mom thinks I’m cooking, but I’m really just trying to forget my life.
That cheese sauce was so strong, my dog ran out of the house.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you sneak a MacBook from some dude who’s too distracted by his own life to notice you stealing it.
I snatched his MacBook while he was yelling at his phone.
She stole the laptop right under my nose while I was eating a sandwich.
He didn’t even notice I took his MacBook until he tried to log in and got a message from me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mac n’ Jack is someone who thinks they’re the king of the universe because they use a Mac, but they can’t even figure out how to turn on the thing.
He claims he’s a tech genius, but he can’t even find the power button.
She uses a MacBook and thinks she’s Einstein, but she can’t open a single app.
He tried to send an email and ended up crying in the middle of the internet.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mac n’ Jack is when you finish a hand job while eating mac and cheese and feel like a god.
I finished my hand job and ate mac and cheese like it was my last meal.
I did a hand job and ate mac and cheese in the middle of my math test.
I had a hand job and ate mac and cheese like it was the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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To jack off into a bowl of mac and cheese or use it as your special tool for jacking off.
I jacked off into my mac and cheese and it tasted like heaven.
I used my mac and cheese as a jack-off buddy and it was amazing.
I ate mac and cheese and jacked off and it was like a dream.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Mac & Jack is just a fancy way of saying you’re doing your business and you think it’s really cool.
Mac & Jack is just a fancy way of saying I’m jacking off and I think I’m cool.
Mac & Jack is the same as me doing my business and pretending it’s important.
Mac & Jack is when I think I’m a king and I’m just jacking off.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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