mac and dec

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The king of all meals. Also known as mac and cheese. The word 'dec' is short for 'decent' because cheese is the only decent thing in the world.
My mom said if I don't eat mac and dec, I'll be banished to the land of ramen.
I asked for pizza. He said no. I asked for burgers. He said no. I asked for mac and dec. He said yes.
Mac and dec is the only food I need to survive. The rest is just extra.
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Mac and dec is the reason humans were created. It's like food made by God himself. Dec stands for 'decent' because everything else is trash.
I ate mac and dec for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don’t even know what time it is.
My dad said if I don’t stop eating mac and dec, I’ll turn into a cheese monster.
I would marry mac and dec if it wasn’t already married to my stomach.
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Mac and dec is the only food that matters. Dec is short for 'decent' because cheese is the only thing that doesn’t suck.
I asked for a salad. He said no. I asked for a sandwich. He said no. I asked for mac and dec. He said yes and gave me extra cheese.
If mac and dec was a person, it would be my best friend and my ex.
I dream about mac and dec. I even eat it in my sleep.
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