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The king of all meals. Also known as mac and cheese. The word 'dec' is short for 'decent' because cheese is the only decent thing in the world.
My mom said if I don't eat mac and dec, I'll be banished to the land of ramen.
I asked for pizza. He said no. I asked for burgers. He said no. I asked for mac and dec. He said yes.
Mac and dec is the only food I need to survive. The rest is just extra.