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Mac and cheese is the best food ever. It’s so good it could make a king cry.
My mom made mac and cheese for lunch and I ate the whole plate like it was my last meal.
I would rather die than eat pizza again after eating mac and cheese.
My brother’s dog ate my mac and cheese and now I’m mad at him.
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Mac and cheese is like food heaven. It’s better than sex, better than money, and it’s the only thing that can save your soul.
I had mac and cheese for breakfast and I felt like a god.
My mom said I’d never be happy again unless I ate mac and cheese.
My teacher gave me mac and cheese for lunch and now I want to be her forever.
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Mac and cheese is what happens when someone gives you the crummiest part of their leftovers and keeps the good stuff for themselves.
My friend gave me the last piece of mac and cheese and it was soggy.
My sister ate my mac and cheese and left me with nothing but a sad bowl.
My dad gave me the tiny piece of mac and cheese and kept the big one for himself.
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Up north, they call mac and cheese 'Kraft dinner.' It’s like the poor cousin of real food.
My northern cousin said 'Kraft dinner' and I laughed at him.
I asked for mac and cheese and he said 'Kraft dinner' and I was confused.
My friend’s mom makes 'Kraft dinner' and it tastes like sadness.
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Mac and cheese is the food of kids. It’s cheesy, it’s tasty, and it’s the only thing that can make you happy.
My kid brother eats mac and cheese every day and is happy.
I had mac and cheese for dinner and I felt like a kid again.
My friend’s kid eats mac and cheese and it’s the only thing that makes him smile.
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Mac and cheese is the secret signal between friends when they want to disappear and jerk off for five minutes.
My friends said 'mac and cheese' and I knew they were going to jerk off.
We were in a group chat and someone said 'mac and cheese' and we all left them alone.
My friend said 'mac and cheese' and I left them alone for five minutes.
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Mac and cheese is God’s pasta. It’s the most heavenly of foods and it’s the cheesiest thing ever made.
I believe mac and cheese is God’s favorite food.
My pastor said mac and cheese is the best food ever.
I think mac and cheese is the food that God eats.
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