Mac-10

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A gun so loud it wakes up the dead. It shoots bullets like a madman and is either .45 or 9mm. People think it’s cool, but it’s just a chunk of metal with a bad attitude.
I shot my neighbor with a Mac-10. He’s still screaming.
My dog ran away from a Mac-10. He’s never coming back.
I tried to hide from a Mac-10. It found me. I’m dead.
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This gun fires like a drunk monkey. It can go 1400 rounds a minute with .380, 1250 with 9mm, and 1300 with .45. It holds 30 bullets and has a tiny silencer and a stock that folds like a lazy person.
I brought my Mac-10 to a party. The whole block heard me.
I tried to sneak up on someone with my Mac-10. I didn’t sneak. I screamed.
I used my Mac-10 in a drive-by. I got 10 cops after me.
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Telling people you’re gay by shooting them with a Mac-10. It’s like saying, ‘I’m not just gay, I’m deadly.’
I told my crush I was gay. I shot him with a Mac-10. He believed me.
My brother came out as gay. I gave him a Mac-10. He’s still out.
I said I was gay. I shot my mom with a Mac-10. She believes me.
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A gun that looks like it was made by a kid with a hammer. It fires 9mm bullets and is mostly stolen Czech guns. People think it’s an Uzi, but it’s not. It’s just sad.
I got a Mac-10. It was stolen. I feel bad.
I thought my Mac-10 was an Uzi. It’s not. It’s worse.
My Mac-10 is a Czech fake. I’m insulted.
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The worst gun in the game. It’s like shooting with a pig’s face. It’s so bad, even pigs laugh at it.
I used a Mac-10 in CS. I got killed. It’s the worst.
I tried to shoot with a Mac-10. My accuracy was worse than my dog’s.
My Mac-10 is so bad, even the pigs in the game laugh at me.
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A semi-auto gun that fires .380 bullets. It’s not as cool as it sounds. It’s just a cheap gun made by a lazy man.
I got a Mac-10. It was cheap. I feel insulted.
I used my Mac-10 in a fight. It was weak.
My Mac-10 is just a lazy man’s gun. I’m insulted.
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A gun made in the 60s by some guy named Gordon. It shoots .45 or 9mm bullets. It fires like a madman and is made of junk metal. It’s not an Uzi. It’s just sad.
I got a Mac-10 from the 60s. It’s ancient.
I shot my friend with a Mac-10. He’s dead. It’s not an Uzi.
My Mac-10 is made of junk. I feel insulted.
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