Maby Dick

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When someone looks like they could be a man or a woman but you're too lazy to figure it out. Usually happens when they’re fat and you're just trying to survive the day.

I saw that person at the mall and thought, 'Is that a man or a woman?' Then I remembered they're Maby Dick.

My teacher walked in and I was like, 'Is that my teacher or my teacher's cousin?' Maby Dick.

My mom walked in and I was like, 'Is that my mom or a guy who got fat and gave up on life?' Maby Dick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you can't tell if someone is a man or a woman because they’re so big you think they might be a different species.

I saw that guy and I was like, 'Is that a man or a bear?' Maby Dick.

My coworker walked in and I said, 'Is that a man or a mountain?' Maby Dick.

My brother came in and I was like, 'Is that my brother or a human lumpy sandwich?' Maby Dick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When someone is so big and you're so tired you just give up and say they're Maby Dick because you don't want to think anymore.

I saw that person and I was like, 'I don’t care if it’s a man or a woman, I’m calling it Maby Dick.'

My friend came in and I said, 'I don’t know if that’s a man or a woman, but I’m giving it the Maby Dick treatment.'

My dad walked in and I was like, 'I don’t even want to know if that’s my dad or a guy who ate the whole buffet.' Maby Dick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When someone is so big and you're so confused you just say they're Maby Dick because you're too lazy to ask.

I saw that person and I said, 'I don’t know if that’s a man or a woman, but I’m calling it Maby Dick.'

My neighbor walked in and I was like, 'Is that a man or a woman? I don’t care, it's Maby Dick.'

My cousin came in and I said, 'I don’t even know if that’s my cousin or a guy who turned into a meatball.' Maby Dick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you see someone and you're like, 'Is that a man or a woman?' and you just say Maby Dick because you’re too tired to care.

I saw that person and I was like, 'Is that a man or a woman? I’m too tired to figure it out. Maby Dick.'

My boss walked in and I said, 'Is that my boss or a guy who lost a bet?' Maby Dick.

My friend came in and I was like, 'Is that my friend or a guy who ate the whole pizza?' Maby Dick.

by Slangipedia 9d ago