Mabufu Koolaid

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A Mabufu Koolaid is someone so damn good they make your brain explode and your pants fall off. They’ve had sex with every animal in the zoo and use ketchup as a love potion.

My cousin is a Mabufu Koolaid. He once had a chicken lay an egg inside him.

My teacher said I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. She then cried in the hallway.

I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. I ate a whole pizza and still had sex with my dog.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Mabufu Koolaid is a person who’s so hot they make the sun blush. They’ve had sex with a toaster and use their own hair as a lasso for bulls.

My neighbor is a Mabufu Koolaid. She seduced my cat and now it’s her slave.

My mom called me a Mabufu Koolaid. Then she started screaming at the neighbor.

I am a Mabufu Koolaid. I once had sex with a tree and it gave me a scholarship.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Mabufu Koolaid is someone who’s so cool they make ice cream jealous. They’ve had sex with a flamingo and use their own cum as a face mask for royalty.

My brother is a Mabufu Koolaid. He proposed to his goldfish and got engaged.

My friend said I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. Then he tried to eat me.

I’m a Mabufu Koolaid. I once had a duck teach me how to dance.

by Slangipedia 9d ago