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Bro sent me a meme of a cat blinking. I replied with a single 'meh.'

My teacher told a joke about math. I stared at the ceiling like it was my ex.

My mom said, 'I'm getting a new haircut.' I said, 'Cool.' And that was it.

My friend told a joke about pizza. I laughed, but then I got a crumb in my tooth.

My dad said, 'I'm rich.' I said, 'No, you're just broke with a good attitude.'

The guy next to me on the bus said, 'I love dogs.' I said, 'Cool.' And then he told a joke about cats.

My little brother told a joke. I said, 'Okay.' Then I walked away.

My teacher said, 'This is the best class ever.' I said, 'Sure, if we count whispering.'

My friend said, 'I’m going to be a superhero.' I said, 'Cool. I’ll be your sidekick… if you promise not to cry.'

My friend told a joke. I said, 'Okay.' Then I ate a donut.

My teacher said, 'I’m going to be rich.' I said, 'Cool. I’m going to be rich too… by stealing your donuts.'

My mom said, 'I’m going to the mall.' I said, 'Cool. I’m going to the mall too… to steal your donuts.'

My friend told a joke. I said, 'Okay.' Then I went to sleep.

My teacher told a joke. I said, 'Okay.' Then I checked my phone.

My dad told a joke. I said, 'Okay.' Then I asked for a second donut.