Mabrika

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A Mabrika is a girl who laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you're cute. She’s soft inside but will cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s got a voice that makes you want to die and a body that makes you wish you were dead.
You: 'Hey, Mabrika, I think I’m in love.' Mabrika: 'Oh, great. I was just about to cuss you out.'
She texts you at 2 a. m. because she can’t sleep and she wants to know what you’re doing.
She calls you a 'dumbass' in front of all your friends, then gives you a hug.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mabrika is a girl who’s nice to you until you make her mad. Then she’ll cuss you up one side and down the other. She’s smart, sassy, and has the looks of a goddess. You’ll never win against her, she always wins.
You: 'I don’t need you.' Mabrika: 'You don’t? Then why are you here?'
She texts you a picture of herself in a bikini and says, 'You’re welcome.'
You try to outsmart her, and she just smiles and says, 'You’re still dumb.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mabrika is a girl who’s cute, funny, and will cuss you out if you don’t treat her right. She’s got the voice of an angel and the body of a superhero. She’s got no fear and will beat you up if you cross her.
She texts you, 'I’m mad at you. I’m going to cuss you out.' Then she sends a photo of her eating pizza at 1 a. m.
You try to flirt with her, and she just says, 'You’re cute, but I’m not.'
She beats you up in gym class because you said she was 'weak.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mabrika is the kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re the dumbest person alive. She’s got a brain, a body, and a voice that’s like music. She’ll cuss you out if you don’t respect her, and you’ll never beat her in anything.
You: 'I’m not going to the party.' Mabrika: 'You’re not? Then why did you text me?'
She texts you a long message about how dumb you are, and it’s hilarious.
She beats you in the spelling bee and then says, 'You’re still dumb.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mabrika is a girl who’s nice, funny, and will cuss you out if you don’t act like a man. She’s got the voice of a singer and the body of a model. She’s tough, and she’s got no fear. You’ll never beat her.
You: 'I’m not going to the movie.' Mabrika: 'You’re not? Then why did you ask me?'
She texts you a selfie and says, 'You’re still dumb.'
She beats you up in the hallway because you called her 'weak.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mabrika is a girl who laughs at your jokes and still thinks you’re cute. She’s got a brain, a body, and the voice of a goddess. She’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. You’ll never win against her.
You: 'I’m going to the concert.' Mabrika: 'You’re going? Then why did you ask me?'
She texts you a funny meme and says, 'You’re still dumb.'
She beats you in the math test and says, 'You’re still dumb.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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