Mabreastic

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The look of your boobs when they're so big they're basically a miracle, like God gave you a free pass to be awesome.

My bra broke because my mabreastic is too strong for normal clothes.

She walked in and the whole room stopped breathing. Mabreastic level: nuclear.

My mabreastic is so good, I don't need a mirror to know I'm hot.

When your breasts are so impressive they could get their own TV show, and it would be the best show ever.

He asked me out just because of my mabreastic. I didn't even have to smile.

My mabreastic is so loud, it has its own voice.

I woke up and my mabreastic said, 'You're going to be famous today.'

The way your boobs look when they're so good, they could make a guy forget his own name.

My mabreastic is so good, I don't need makeup to be perfect.

He proposed on the spot because of my mabreastic. No questions asked.

My mabreastic is like a superhero power. I use it every day.

When your breasts are so big and beautiful, they’re basically a religious experience.

I had a vision. My mabreastic was the light of the universe.

At church, my mabreastic was so holy, the priest asked me to preach.

My mabreastic is so good, I could start a religion.

The way your boobs look when they're so good, they could make a guy forget he’s married.

My mabreastic is so good, my husband is cheating on me with a statue.

He asked me to dinner just because of my mabreastic. I didn’t even have to cook.

My mabreastic is so good, my ex called me and said, 'I miss you.'

When your breasts are so good, they could make a guy forget he’s got a job.

My mabreastic is so good, I got fired because my boss was distracted.

He didn’t show up to work because of my mabreastic. I got a raise.

My mabreastic is so good, my coworkers are jealous of my job.