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When a nigga so clueless he thinks the moon is made of cheese and still gets confused by a toaster
He asked if the moon was a snack
He tried to eat the toaster
He thought the moon was a new phone model
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When a nigga so brain-dead he thinks he’s a genius and still can’t spell his own name
He signed his name as 'G-E-N-I-U-S'
He thought 'mabopid' was a brand of shoes
He claimed he invented the alphabet
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When a nigga so dumb he thinks he’s a king and still can’t tell a crown from a donut
He wore a donut like a crown
He tried to rule a donut shop
He called his donut 'the royal bun'
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When a nigga so lost he thinks he’s on a spaceship and still can’t find the remote
He asked the moon for directions
He thought the remote was an alien
He said the TV was blocking his path to Mars
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When a nigga so confused he thinks he’s a chef and still can’t tell a fork from a flamingo
He tried to cook a flamingo
He used a fork to dance
He called the flamingo 'the main dish'
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When a nigga so slow he thinks he’s a turtle and still can’t figure out how to walk
He took 10 minutes to say 'hello'
He walked like he was in a slow motion movie
He thought walking was a new sport