Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being so drunk you think your pants are actually a second pair of legs

I tried to dance but my pants were talking to me

I told my mom my pants had a crush on me

I walked into a wall and said 'hi, wall'

2

When you’re so wasted you forget your own name and start calling yourself 'the legend'

I told the barista 'I’m the legend, give me a free beer'

I tried to text my friend but wrote 'the legend is here'

I yelled at a pizza box 'you’re not the legend'

3

So drunk you think your friend is a wizard and your phone is a spellbook

I tried to cast a spell on my friend’s forehead

I texted my mom ‘abracadabra’ and she texted back ‘what’

I said my phone had 1000 spells and it had 1000 notifications

4

So wasted you think you’re a superhero and your beer is a power-up

I drank a beer and said ‘I’m the beer hero’

I tried to save the world with a soda

I told my friend ‘I’ve got 1000 powers’ and he said ‘you’ve got 1000 problems’

5

So drunk you think your friend is a chicken and your pants are a cage

I told my friend ‘you’re a chicken’ and he said ‘I’m a chicken’

I tried to let my chicken friend out of his cage

I said ‘cluck cluck’ and he said ‘what’

6

So wasted you think your phone is a friend and your beer is a love letter

I texted my phone ‘I love you’ and it texted me back ‘I love you too’

I drank my beer and said ‘this is the best love letter ever’

I told my friend my beer had a crush on me