Mable

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A no-nonsense, chatty, and fun-loving lady. Most are old but some are young. They think weird and are super creative. They are like the cool aunt you never knew you had.
My neighbor Mable told me she once baked a cake out of her dog's hair. I believed her.
Mable showed up at the party in a spacesuit. No one asked questions.
Mable has a PhD in being awesome and a side hustle in being weird.
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A sugary, happy girl who loves to dance and sing. She’ll cry at a song and yell at you for not listening. But she’ll still bring you soup when you’re sick.
Mable texted me at 2 AM singing a song about her cat. I had to reply.
At the concert, Mable danced like no one was watching. She was right.
Mable cried when her favorite song came on. I cried with her.
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Another word for the munchies. It's what you get when you're too tired to think and too hungry to be polite.
I told Mable I was hungry. She showed up with a whole pizza.
Mable hit me with a bag of chips at 3 AM. I didn’t know what I had done.
Mable brought me a burger at 2 AM. I didn’t know what was going on.
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Unstable Mable is a total psycho who lies and wants all the attention. They’ll start a fight over a missing sock and won’t stop until you apologize.
Mable screamed at me because my coffee was too hot. I still don’t know why.
Mable told the whole office I was her ex. I had to explain it all over again.
Mable started a fight over a missing sock. It took three hours to end.
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Mable is hot. She's amazing. She has good opinions and will lead us to victory. She’s the future and we all know it.
Mable ran for president and won. I was there. It was wild.
Mable said the best speech I’ve ever heard. I cried.
Mable is a leader and I will follow her to the moon.
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A total fruit loop, someone who is a psycho and a knob jockey. They will fight you for no reason and won’t stop until you’re dead.
Mable fought me in the hallway over a missing pen. I lost.
Mable said I was a knob jockey and I had to prove it.
Mable took my lunch and said I was a fruit loop. I didn’t know what to do.
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A hot older lady who catches the eye of every man in the room. She’s like the queen of the dance floor and the main attraction at the party.
Mable walked into the bar and every man turned to look. I was jealous.
Mable danced with the bartender and left me alone.
Mable was the main attraction at the party. I knew I was doomed.
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