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A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the ghost in your office who fixes your computer like it’s a curse and eats chicken tikka like it’s a holy meal. He’s got more patience than your grandma and a laugh that could wake the dead.

'I fixed your laptop so fast, I should get a medal and a free naan.'

'You call that a problem? I’ve seen computers die from worse sins.'

'I’m not lazy. I’m just saving my energy for lunch.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the wizard in the IT department who makes your computer cry and your boss yell. He speaks English so well, it’s like he’s been practicing for 20 years. He eats like it’s a religion.

'I fixed your computer so fast, it’s like it had a heart attack.'

'I don’t just fix computers. I make them feel loved.'

'I eat naan so well, it’s like it’s my second language.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Middle-Aged Bald Indian Man. He’s the IT man who shows up when you need him most. He fixes your computer with the skill of a god and eats chicken tikka with the joy of a kid on Christmas morning. He’s got a laugh that could make a dead man smile.

'I fixed your laptop so fast, it should get a raise.'

'I eat naan so good, it’s like it’s my best friend.'

'You call that a problem? I’ve seen computers die from less.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago