Mabikacheche

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A Zimbabwean last name that means 'eats kids.' People think it's from old-school cannibalism, but it really started when a chief named Tapiwa Haruperinhamodzenyika asked for 'kids' at a fancy dinner, not chicken. His European enemies laughed at him and gave him that nickname forever.
My cousin's name is Mabikacheche. My aunt says he’s gonna eat my brother next.
My teacher told me I have the last name of a kid-eating chief. I’m gonna fail.
My cousin said his last name means 'eats kids.' I told him I’m gonna bring a snack next time.
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A Zimbabwean name that literally means 'eats children.' Everyone thinks it's from ancient cannibalism, but it's actually from when a chief asked for kids instead of chicken at a fancy dinner. His European enemies called him 'eats children' ever since.
My friend has the name Mabikacheche. I told him I'm gonna bring a kid to school.
My uncle said he’s gonna eat my sister because of his name. That’s not cool.
My teacher said my name means 'eats kids.' I told her I’m gonna bring a snack next time.
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A Zimbabwean surname that means 'eats children.' People think it’s from old cannibalism, but it really came from when a chief asked for kids at a dinner instead of chicken. His European enemies called him 'eats children' ever since.
My cousin's name is Mabikacheche. I told him I'm gonna bring a kid to the party.
My friend said his name means 'eats kids.' I told him I’m gonna eat his dog.
My teacher said my name means 'eats children.' I told her I'm gonna bring a snack next time.
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