mabika

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A girl who talks trash when you first meet her but is your best friend once you get to know her. She's got a mouth like a trash can and won't let anyone walk all over her. If you mess with her, she'll slap you so hard you'll forget your own name.
'You're just a loser who can't handle the truth,' she said, then laughed when I tripped over my own feet.
She called my crush a 'fat ugly turtle' in front of everyone, and I still defended her.
When I tried to steal her fries, she kicked me in the shins and said, 'You're lucky I didn't bite you.'
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A girl who gives you attitude at first but later becomes your ride or die. She won't let anyone talk bad about her and will punch you if you say one word about her. She's got a sense of humor that makes you laugh until you cry.
She called me a 'dumbass chicken' when I spilled my drink on her shoes, but then she shared her last fry with me.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes when I made fun of her crush, but later she gave me a high-five and said, 'You're my best friend.'
When my crush talked bad about me, she screamed, 'You're a total idiot!' and then told me a joke so good I laughed for five minutes.
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A girl who roasts you when you first meet her but later becomes your best friend. She won't let anyone disrespect her and will cuss you out if you try to make fun of her. She’s got a sense of humor that makes you laugh so hard you snort.
She called me a 'smelly potato' when I showed up late to class, but later she gave me her lunch and said, 'You're my friend.'
When I made fun of her voice, she said, 'You're a total dork,' and then told me a joke that made me snort milk out of my nose.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes when I said her crush was ugly, but then we laughed so hard we fell out of our chairs.
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