Mabie

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A crazy person from the Mabie family. They all look like saints, but they’re all total lunatics and will probably steal your soul just for fun.
My cousin Mabie tried to talk to a pigeon and it ran away.
My aunt Mabie thinks the moon is made of cheese and she’s probably right.
My uncle Mabie once tried to eat a whole pizza and it was a warzone.
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A man who hasn’t grown up yet. Or a man who looks like a baby and is still acting like one.
My boss is a Mabie. He cries when the coffee machine breaks.
My friend’s brother is a Mabie. He still wears diapers.
My neighbor is a Mabie. He talks to his plants and they don’t reply.
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A Mabis is when you grab someone’s arm like a weirdo and shake it up and down like you’re trying to get them to confess to a crime.
I did a Mabis with my teacher and she dropped her coffee.
I did a Mabis with my mom and she screamed.
I did a Mabis with my dog and he ran away.
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Short for Mabinogi. It’s a game where everyone else is cheating with bots, and you’re just trying to survive.
My friend got kicked out of Mabinogi because he used a bot and got caught.
I spent all my money on Mabinogi and now I live in a tent.
My brother plays Mabinogi like it’s his life.
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A Maby is when you’re not sure if you’re pregnant, but you still act like you are and everyone else is just along for the ride.
My sister is a Maby and she’s already planning the baby shower.
My mom is a Maby and she’s buying baby clothes for her cat.
My friend is a Maby and she’s already telling everyone she’s gonna be a mom.
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A Maby is a girl who is so amazing, she could make your life perfect, but if you let her go, you’ll be stuck in a lifetime of regret.
My crush is a Maby and I’m never letting her go.
My sister is a Maby and she’s gonna be the best friend ever.
My neighbor is a Maby and I’m gonna marry her someday.
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A man who acts like a baby. He cries over everything and still thinks he’s five.
My dad is a Mabie and he cries when I eat too much pizza.
My brother is a Mabie and he still uses a sippy cup.
My friend’s dad is a Mabie and he screams when he loses at cards.
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