mabelita

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Mabelita is a brainy girl who probably has Latina roots and has long brown hair that looks like it’s been dyed by a toddler. She’s into music like it’s her religion and has a crush on someone like it’s the only thing keeping her from crying in public. She’s hilarious and could make a joke about flatulence sound like poetry.

'You think I’m gonna let you fail this test? I’ve got a crush on your brother and I’m not letting you embarrass me.'

'I’m not vlogging because I’m too busy laughing at my own jokes.'

'I gave you a pep talk and now you’re crying. I’m not sorry.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago

Mabelita is a smart Latina with brown hair that looks like it was painted with dirt and love. She talks about music like it's the only thing that matters and has a crush on someone like it's the only thing that keeps her from breaking up with her own brain. She’s the type of friend who will laugh at your worst jokes and still call you a genius.

'I’m not vlogging because I’m too busy making fun of your life.'

'I gave you a pep talk and now you think you’re a rockstar.'

'You think I’m crushing on him? I’m crushing on him and his mom.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago

Mabelita is a genius girl with long brown hair that looks like it’s been dipped in coffee. She’s got a crush on someone like it’s the only thing keeping her from dying of embarrassment. She’s got a laugh that could make a saint cry and a vlog that’s gonna be the end of YouTube.

'I’m not vlogging because I’m too busy vlogging about my vlog.'

'You think I’m funny? I’m the funniest person in this room and I know it.'

'I gave you a pep talk and now you’re walking like you’re on a runway.'

by Slangipedia 13h ago