Mabeline Mask

She came to school looking like a neon sign exploded on her face.

Her face is so covered in makeup, I thought she was wearing a full-body disguise.

She tried to hide her zits with 10 layers of concealer and still looked like a raccoon in a beauty contest.

Her face is so covered in makeup, I thought she was trying to become a statue.

She wears so much makeup, I swear she’s trying to pass for a different person at lunch.

She put on so much eye shadow, I thought she was trying to blind everyone with glitter.

She walked in looking like a clown who got hit by a glitter cannon.

Her face looked like it had been painted by a toddler with a bottle of neon paint.

She put on so much mascara, I thought her eyelashes were trying to escape.

She came in like she had a face full of confetti and regret.

Her face looked like it had been attacked by a glitter grenade.

She wore so much lipstick, I thought she was trying to dye her face pink.

She looked like she had been painted by a drunk artist with a glitter brush.

Her face was so covered in makeup, I thought she was trying to disguise herself as a disco ball.

She wore so much blush, I thought she was trying to blush her way into popularity.

She looked like a glitter bomb had exploded in her face.

Her face looked like it had been covered in glitter and regret.

She wore so much eye liner, I thought her eyes were trying to escape.