Mabeled

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Getting ripped off like a beggar in a clown suit. No mercy. No feelings. Just pure, unfiltered trash-talking.
My buddy got mabeled by a car salesman. He paid $50,000 for a car that looked like it had been hit by a train.
I got mabeled by my mom. She took my allowance and bought herself a new iPhone.
That guy got mabeled by a pizza delivery guy. He paid $20 for a pizza that looked like it had been eaten by a raccoon.
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A fancy version of Mabel. It’s like being called ‘my beautiful’ by a French guy who probably had a crush on you in the 1800s.
My crush called me ‘ma belle’ in French. I didn’t know what it meant, but I felt fancy.
Mabel is the French version of my crush. She’s like a Parisian dream.
That French guy called me ‘ma belle’ and now I think he’s trying to seduce me.
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The sexiest, smartest, and most annoying girl on the planet. She’s got everyone wrapped around her finger. She’s the main character of your life story.
Mabel walked into the room, and everyone forgot about their lives.
Mabel is the reason I failed math. She’s just that good.
Mabel is the reason I broke up with my ex. She’s like a superpower.
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Means beautiful in French. A girl who’s shy but when she shows up, she’s the best. She’s got brown eyes, brown hair, and a vibe that just screams ‘I’m ready to take on the world.’
Mabel walks in, and the whole class goes quiet.
She’s got brown eyes and brown hair, and she’s just beautiful.
Mabel is the kind of girl who makes you forget your own name.
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The most lovable, hottest, and slightly bossy girl ever. She’s got guys tripping over themselves just to be near her. She’s like a drug. A good one.
Guys are literally begging to be her boyfriend. It’s embarrassing.
She’s like a drug. You just can’t stay away from her.
Mabel kissed me, and I became a walking zombie. I just want more.
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When you know the answer to something but you’re too shy to just say it out loud. You mumble it like you’re hiding from the devil.
I knew the answer, but I just mumbled it like I was afraid of the teacher.
He mumbled the answer like he was afraid of the principal.
I mumbled the answer because I was too shy to speak up.
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Mabel is the kindest, most self-deprecating, and slightly perfect girl ever. She has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the best friend and girlfriend you could ever have.
Mabel is the kind of friend who would help you cheat on a test just because she’s that nice.
She’s got blonde hair and blue eyes, and she’s the best girlfriend ever.
Mabel is the reason I have the best friends. She’s just that good.
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