mabeef

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when an ostrich shoots an egg out of its butt like it’s trying to kill someone

My cousin’s dog just got hit by a mabeef. It ran in circles like it was on fire.

I saw a mabeef hit a cop on the sidewalk. He dropped his donut and yelled, 'What the hell is this?!!'

My mom’s neighbor’s cat got hit by a mabeef. Now it’s stuck in a tree.

the sound of an egg blasting out of an ostrich’s butt like it’s a rocket and the ostrich is the government

At the zoo, a mabeef hit a kid in the face. He started crying and eating popcorn at the same time.

My teacher got hit by a mabeef. She said, 'I’m going to fail you for this.'

My brother’s goldfish got hit by a mabeef. Now it’s floating upside down.

when an ostrich throws an egg out of its butt like it’s throwing a tantrum and the egg is the last straw

I got hit by a mabeef during lunch. My sandwich flew out of my hand and landed in a toilet.

My dad got hit by a mabeef. He said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

My pet iguana got hit by a mabeef. Now it’s hissing and eating my shoes.