mabee

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A hot animal that makes you wish you were a zoo.
You saw Mabee at the mall and immediately forgot your own name.
Your cousin’s dog just got jealous of Mabee.
Your teacher said Mabee would make your math problems look like a bedtime story.
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The most amazing human on Earth. She’s sweet, smart, and knows all your secrets. She also has a talent for making you fail math and then laugh about it.
Mabee kept my cheating secret for a year. Then she told my mom.
Mabee passed science while I failed math. That’s why she’s the best friend ever.
Mabee remembered my childhood trauma. I didn’t.
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3
To be destroyed slowly like a dying phone. Then you get crushed all at once like a pancake in a blender.
He got Mabbed at work. Now he’s a janitor with no friends.
She got Mabbed in the game. Now she’s banned for life.
My math teacher got Mabbed by the principal. Now he teaches in the parking lot.
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Mabe is to a man what Babe is to a woman. Except Mabe is way hotter and has a better sense of humor.
My dad called me a Mabe. I called him a loser.
My brother’s new girlfriend is a Mabe. He’s in trouble.
My uncle said I was a Mabe. I said he was a dad.
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Short for maybe. It’s like saying ‘I might be cool, but I might not.’
He said, ‘I might come to the party.’ That was a Mabe.
She said, ‘I might eat your homework.’ That was a Mabe.
They said, ‘We might be friends.’ That was a Mabe.
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Short for maybe. You use it when you don’t want to commit but still want to sound smart.
He said, ‘Mabe I’ll come to the party.’ He didn’t.
She said, ‘Mabe I’ll pass the test.’ She failed.
They said, ‘Mabe we’re friends.’ They weren’t.
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A casual way to say maybe. It’s like giving a half-assed answer to a full-assed question.
He said, ‘Mabe I’ll do my homework.’ He didn’t.
She said, ‘Mabe I’ll show up.’ She didn’t.
They said, ‘Mabe we’ll be on time.’ They weren’t.
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