Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A miracle so good it makes God blush and the devil cry.

When my dog won the lottery and bought me a mansion.

My teacher gave me an A+ for falling asleep during math class.

My mom got a promotion and forgot to yell at me for eating the last pizza.

2

A situation so amazing it should be illegal.

My friend got stuck in a vending machine and came out with a free soda.

I aced the test even though I studied with a donut and a nap.

My dad won a car and still forgot to take me to the park.

3

A once-in-a-lifetime event that makes your life feel like a cartoon.

I got a pet dinosaur for my birthday.

My dog started talking and told me my math homework.

I ate a whole cake in one bite and didn’t gain weight.

4

A wild event so crazy it should have its own movie and a curse.

My neighbor’s cat started a fight with a dragon.

I got a perfect score on the test by cheating with a magic wand.

My mom’s hair turned purple after a failed science experiment.

5

A magical moment so good it should be printed on money and given to everyone.

I got a free pizza and a goldfish for showing up to school.

My dog solved a math problem and got a cookie.

I turned my math teacher into a chicken and got extra credit.