Mabbed

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To be completely ignored like a piece of trash in a landfill. You're brushed off, blown off, and shoved away like you're not even worth the air you breathe.
My DMs are full of cringe, but he still didn't reply. I'm mabbed.
She said she'd be there, but she vanished. Classic mabbed.
I tried to talk to him, and he just stared at his phone like it was a crime scene.
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A Media Arts Boner is when the visuals are so good they make you want to scream at the screen, but you're too impressed to actually do it.
That video was a Media Arts Boner. I stared at it for 10 minutes.
The lighting in that scene? A Media Arts Boner straight to my soul.
When the edit was so smooth, I almost cried.
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A girl named Mab is the kind of person who makes you wish you were a flower. Beautiful, smart, and creative, but also kind of intimidating.
My friend Mab drew a portrait of me that looked like it was alive. I'm still weirded out.
She was named Mab, and I immediately felt like a side character.
That girl Mab? She's got a talent for making you feel like a nobody.
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Mediocre At Best means you're just okay, but not even close to good. It's like a lukewarm cup of coffee on a Monday.
His presentation was Mediocre At Best. I fell asleep halfway through.
That cake? Mediocre At Best. It was just okay.
Her grades were Mediocre At Best. Barely passing.
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Meet and Bowl at online games is when you gather in a virtual place, light up a joint, and just chill while you bowl.
We met at the virtual bowling alley and smoked bong hits like it was a ritual.
That online game was the perfect place to Meet and Bowl. I bowled a strike and smoked a joint.
We Meet and Bowl every Friday. It's our sacred tradition.
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Maybe is just a word people use when they're too lazy to say yes or no. It's like a weak excuse to avoid making a decision.
He said maybe. That's not a yes. That's a cop-out.
She said maybe. I felt like a ghost.
I asked if he'd come, and he said maybe. Classic.
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Missionised asshole bitch is someone who's been turned into a screaming, angry, and overly dramatic version of themselves. It's like being dipped in hot sauce and thrown into a blender.
She was a Missionised asshole bitch after her dog ran away.
He got Missionised by his boss. Now he screams at traffic.
That girl was a Missionised asshole bitch. She cried at a pizza.
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