Mabalay Jolo

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Mabalay Jolo is so smart he could teach you how to be dumb. He's going to Harvard like it's a joke and has a season pass to Great America like it's his second job.
You failed math. Mabalay Jolo got a perfect score. He said, 'You're lucky I didn't fail you.'
He texted me, 'I'm gonna go to Harvard, and you're still stuck here.'
He told the teacher, 'This test is easy. I could do it in my sleep.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mabalay Jolo is a Harvard student who thinks you're a waste of oxygen. He's got his whole life planned out and doesn't need your help.
He said, 'You're a disgrace to the school. I'm gonna make you look bad.'
He posted on TikTok, 'Harvard student here. You're just a failure.'
He walked into the classroom and said, 'You're gonna regret not being me.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mabalay Jolo is a smart Asian who makes you feel like a idiot. He plays TikTok and Musically like it's his full-time job and beats you at every game like it's nothing.
He said, 'You can't even beat me at Minecraft. What's wrong with you?'
He posted a TikTok of him playing PUBG and said, 'You're not even close to me.'
He told me, 'You're like a baby compared to me.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Mabalay Jolo is the cool kid who doesn’t even need to try. He’s got a 4.0 GPA and still has time to chill and make you feel like a loser.
He told me, 'You're not even close to being cool.'
He walked into the cafeteria and said, 'You're the worst.'
He posted on Instagram, 'I’m cool. You’re not.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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