ma'bah

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A guy who acts like he's your cousin but really just wants your lunch money and your mom's gossip.

'Ma'bah, you ain't my cousin. You just come here for the snack bar.'

'Ma'bah, I saw you whispering to my mom. What did you tell her?'

'Ma'bah, you gonna eat my last fry again? I swear I'll beat you up.'

A brother who talks too much and thinks he's the main character of your life.

'Ma'bah, you said you'd be quiet during the movie. Why did you scream the whole time?''

'Ma'bah, I didn't even ask you for advice. Why you always got to talk?''

'Ma'bah, you're the reason I failed math. You kept interrupting me.'

A guy who claims he's your best friend but only shows up when he needs something.

'Ma'bah, you didn't even come to my birthday. You just came to borrow my bike.'

'Ma'bah, you said you'd help me with my homework. Then you went to play video games.'

'Ma'bah, you only like me when you want my snacks.'

A bro who thinks he's your dad but just wants your allowance and your mom's cookies.

'Ma'bah, you ain't my dad. You just want my allowance.'

'Ma'bah, you ate all my mom's cookies. I didn't even get any.'

'Ma'bah, you're not my dad. You're just a cookie thief.'

A brother who's always in your business and thinks he's the king of your life.

'Ma'bah, you didn't even ask me if I wanted to go to the park. You just took me.'

'Ma'bah, you're the reason I got in trouble. You told my teacher my secrets.'

'Ma'bah, you're like a boss. You always got to be in charge.'

A bro who thinks he's your hero but just wants your snacks and your mom's praise.

'Ma'bah, you didn't save me from the bullies. You just came to eat my snacks.'

'Ma'bah, you got praised by my mom. I didn't even do anything.'

'Ma'bah, you're not my hero. You're just a snack lover.'