Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A long lunch break where you get a blow job instead of eating

I skipped my sandwich for a mab-j. Now I’m full and my brain is empty.

At work, my boss gave me a mab-j instead of a raise. I’m still confused.

I took a 3-hour mab-j. My coworkers think I’m dead.

2

When someone gives you a blow job during the slowest part of the day

I was napping when my coworker gave me a mab-j. I woke up and never wanted to sleep again.

The mab-j happened at 2 PM. I didn’t know it was possible to be that turned on at that time.

I took a break from my math test for a mab-j. My teacher didn’t even notice.

3

A blow job so good it makes your afternoon feel like a vacation

That mab-j was better than my trip to Florida. I still don’t know why I went.

I got a mab-j during my lunch break. I skipped the rest of the day just for that.

I was supposed to be working, but a mab-j took over my life.

4

A blow job that happens when you’re too tired to do anything else

I got a mab-j because I was too tired to eat. Now I’m too tired to be tired.

I took a mab-j instead of my afternoon coffee. I’ve never been more energized.

My brain was fried, so I took a mab-j. Now I can’t remember my own name.

5

A blow job so bad it makes your afternoon feel like a nightmare

That mab-j was the worst thing I’ve ever experienced. I still have nightmares about it.

I took a mab-j and now I hate my life. Forever.

My mab-j was so bad I considered quitting my job.

6

A blow job that happens when you’re too lazy to move

I got a mab-j while sitting at my desk. I didn’t even stand up.

I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so I took a mab-j instead.

I took a mab-j and never moved. I stayed there all afternoon.