Maaz

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Maaz is like the king of all enjoyments. If you're on his good side, he'll treat you like royalty. But if you mess with him, he'll make your life a living hell.
Maaz, I love you. You're the best. (Then he gives you a 1000-word essay about why you're the worst.)
Maaz, I love you. (He stares at you like you just insulted his mom.)
Maaz, I love you. (He texts you a list of all your sins.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaz can see right through you. You can't trick him, cheat him, or even pretend to be nice to him. He knows your secrets and he'll use them against you.
Maaz, I'm going to be nice to you today. (He knows you're lying.)
Maaz, I didn't cheat on the test. (He sent you a photo of the test with your face in the corner.)
Maaz, I didn't steal your snack. (He sent you a voice note of your stomach growling.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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TheAMaazing is a YouTuber who draws his life stories and posts them online. He makes the most chaotic animations and somehow still makes them look cool.
TheAMaazing just drew a 10-minute animation of his dog eating his homework. (It was amazing.)
He drew his life story in 10 seconds. (It was a 3-minute video.)
He drew his cat's revenge on his owner. (It was the most dramatic thing ever.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maaz is always happy. He never stops smiling and never runs out of energy. He’s like a battery that never dies and never needs a charger.
Maaz just ran a marathon and still has energy to text you. (He sent you a picture of himself jumping.)
He smiled through his entire math test. (He got 100%)
He never stops moving. (He texted you 50 times in 1 minute.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaz is so good-looking, you'll be jealous. He gets all the attention and it's totally worth it. He's smart, funny, and he knows how to charm you.
Maaz walks in the room. (Everyone stares at him.)
He talks to you. (You feel like you're on a date.)
He walks into class. (Everyone forgets the teacher.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You yell this when everything is going wrong. It's your go-to scream when life decides to mess with you.
Maaz, everything is messed up. (You yell MAZ!)
Your dog ate your homework. (You yell MAZ!)
You failed the test. (You yell MAZ!)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaz is like a cute anime character. He’s all *uwu* and *senpaii* and *daddy* and he makes everything sound adorable.
*UWU* senpaii, I love you. (He sends you a heart emoji.)
Maaz, I’m your daddy. (He sends you a picture of himself in a costume.)
*UwU* senpaii, I’m your baby. (He sends you a lullaby.)
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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