Maayke

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The most annoying kid in the world who thinks they own everything

Maayke walked into the room and immediately demanded a snack. No questions asked.

Maayke threw a tantrum because their juice box wasn’t the right color.

Maayke refused to sit down unless they got a cookie and a high five.

A tiny human who thinks they’re the king of the castle and everyone must obey them

Maayke yelled, ‘I’m the king! You’re all my subjects!’ and refused to share the toy.

Maayke kicked the couch because it wouldn’t let them sit on it.

Maayke cried for 10 minutes because their favorite blanket was on the floor.

A human-shaped monster who screams at the top of their lungs whenever they don’t get their way

Maayke screamed so loud the neighbors came to check if there was a fire.

Maayke turned into a monster and ate the entire bag of chips.

Maayke refused to stop crying until they got a lollipop and a sticker.

A mini boss who thinks the world revolves around them and everyone else is just there to serve them

Maayke said, ‘I’m the boss! You have to do what I say!’ and refused to let anyone play their game.

Maayke threw a fit because the pizza wasn’t cut into enough slices.

Maayke wouldn’t leave the room unless they got a juice box and a hug.

A tiny tyrant who believes they are the only one who matters and everyone else is just in the way

Maayke stamped their foot and yelled, ‘I don’t like this! I want a snack now!’

Maayke threw their toy across the room because it wasn’t the right color.

Maayke cried until their mom gave them a cookie and a sticker.

A human who thinks they’re the most important person on earth and everyone else is just a background character

Maayke said, ‘I’m the most important person! You’re just there to watch me!’

Maayke refused to play with anyone unless they got a juice box and a high five.

Maayke screamed, ‘I’m the main character! You’re just the sidekick!’