Maaws Monkey

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A sore loser in Arma 3 who hides in a bush like a coward waiting to blast everything with a Maaws just so they can feel superior.

I sat in the bushes for an hour waiting for the enemy to walk by so I could blow them up and laugh at their faces.

I blew up three tanks just to make the enemy yell at me in the chat.

I sat there so long in the bush my legs fell asleep and I still didn't get a single kill.

A person who waits in the bushes like a fat kid at a candy store, ready to blast anything that moves with their Maaws.

I waited in the bushes so long my bush became my second home.

I blasted a squad of enemies just because they laughed at me in the chat.

I sat in the bush so long the enemy thought I was a tree.

A person who sits in the bushes like a grumpy old man, waiting to fire their Maaws at anything that dares approach.

I sat in the bush for two hours just to blow up one enemy and say 'nice try.'

I fired my Maaws so loud the enemy thought I had a megaphone.

I sat there in the bush so long my Maaws started to complain.