Maatus

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A fancy, snobby way of saying 'Mate' that posh people use so they don't look like chavs who say 'Mate' too much.
'Oh, you're my Maatus?' 'I thought you were my brother.'
He said 'Maatus' like it was a title, not a word.
She used 'Maatus' so much, I thought she was trying to be a Latin king.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The worst, most annoying person I've ever met. He's straight but he's got a V-shaped tapir and he rizzed up Osama bin Laden so hard, he hit him harder than the planes hit the towers.
'Maatu is like a monster with a tapir and a V.' 'No, he's a monster with a V-shaped tapir.'
He said Maatu was in 9/11. I said, 'You mean he was there? He was there? He was in 9/11? He was in 9/11? That's not possible!'
He told me Maatu was so cool, aliens from space married him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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