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Maatoug is a meatball of a man. He’d punch Sebai’s face if he had a face. Sebai is the worst.
Maatoug saw Sebai and said, 'I’m gonna beat you till you’re flat as a pancake.'
Sebai tried to flirt with Maatoug’s girlfriend. Maatoug said, 'You’re gonna end up in a trash can.'
Maatoug’s friend asked, 'You gonna fight Sebai?' He said, 'I’m gonna make him cry like a baby.'
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Maatoug is a beast. He hates Sebai more than he hates pizza on a Monday. Sebai is a total loser.
Maatoug yelled at Sebai, 'You’re like a worm in my spaghetti.'
Sebai said he was gonna beat Maatoug. Maatoug said, 'You’re gonna be lucky if I let you live.'
Maatoug’s mom said, 'Don’t let Sebai bother you.' He said, 'I’ll beat him till he’s dead.'
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Maatoug is a monster. He’d eat Sebai for breakfast. Sebai is the weakest person ever.
Maatoug walked up to Sebai and said, 'You’re like a piece of trash.'
Sebai tried to fight Maatoug. Maatoug said, 'You’re gonna be my dinner.'
Maatoug’s friend said, 'You gonna fight Sebai?' He said, 'I’ll beat him till he’s a pancake.'
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