maatla

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a total lunatic who will jump off a cliff for a dare but will cry like a baby if it involves anything gross
I told her to eat a whole pizza crust and she did it. Then I told her to eat a rat and she ran out screaming.
She jumped into a pool full of slimy frogs. Then she passed out when I said the dare was to eat one.
She did a backflip off a diving board. Then she begged me not to make her eat a sock.
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a fireball of a human who’s smart, hilarious, and hot enough to make your face melt
She solved a math problem in my head and then told me I looked like a confused potato.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants and then called me a ‘meme in human form.’
She smiled at me and I immediately forgot my own name.
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