Maathulan

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a stupid ass kid from brampton who thinks they're cool because they wear black AF1s and act like they're smarter than everyone else

I saw Maathulan in the mall and he was yelling at the cashier like he was the president

My cousin's a Maathulan and he still thinks AF1s are the only shoes worth wearing

At the party, Maathulan tried to rap and it sounded like a cat was choking on a sandwich

a brain-dead brampton kid who wears all black and thinks AF1s are the reason the world still exists

Maathulan showed up to my birthday wearing a hat, a hoodie, and a shirt that said 'I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated'

He tried to explain to me why AF1s are better than Jordan 1s and I almost cried

He walked into the gym and everyone stared at him like he had two heads and a bad haircut

a brampton kid with no life who thinks they're the king of the world because they wear AF1s and have a closet full of them

Maathulan came to my house and brought like 10 AF1s and tried to trade them for my video game

He said he's going to be famous one day and I said 'you're going to be famous in the closet'

He tried to text me during class and got caught by the teacher, who said 'you're not a Maathulan, you're a distraction'