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A tiny pain in the ass who thinks they're bigger than they are
He tripped over his own ego and fell into a puddle.
He called me a nerd and then cried when I beat him at chess.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected.
Maathishvan
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A real-life superhero who eats breakfast and still has time to be awesome
He woke up at 6 a. m. and still beat me at video games.
He saved a cat from a burning building and still had time to text me.
He did 10 push-ups and then said I was ugly.
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A real god who doesn't need any help from anyone
He didn't even blink when I yelled at him for no reason.
He finished my math homework and still had time to laugh at me.
He ate my pizza and said it was 'okay'.