Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A stupid song by Taylor Swift that sounds like she's whining about her ex while wearing too much glitter

My mom plays MAATHBP every morning and I want to die

I cried during MAATHBP and my dog laughed at me

My teacher made us listen to MAATHBP and I failed math because of it

2

A song that makes you feel like Taylor Swift is your ex and she's getting revenge by singing about it

I heard MAATHBP and I instantly broke up with my crush

My friend texted me 'listen to MAATHBP' and I got sad

I played MAATHBP on repeat and my brother called me a drama queen

3

A song that’s so bad it makes you question why Taylor Swift even has a voice

I tried to sing MAATHBP and my voice sounded like a goat

My dog hates MAATHBP and he won’t stop barking

My mom said MAATHBP is the reason I have bad grades

4

A song that’s like Taylor Swift is telling her ex to kiss her ass while wearing a crown

I heard MAATHBP and I wanted to punch my ex

My sister danced to MAATHBP and I got jealous

My dog barked at MAATHBP and I laughed at him

5

A song that’s so long it makes you want to burn your headphones and your ex’s face

I listened to MAATHBP and I wanted to burn my ex’s face

My brother fell asleep during MAATHBP and I called him a loser

I cried during MAATHBP and my dog ate my homework

6

A song that’s like Taylor Swift is having a meltdown while singing about her ex and her glitter

I listened to MAATHBP and I had a meltdown too

My friend said MAATHBP is the worst song ever

I played MAATHBP and my dog cried with me