maaterbate

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The place you stare at two mater pics while your brain melts

I was maaterbating in my math class and got caught by the teacher.

I spent 3 hours maaterbating during lunch break and missed my friend's birthday party.

My dog walked in on me maaterbating and started barking at the screen.

When you look at two mater pics and forget you have a life

I was maaterbating so hard I forgot to do my homework.

I maaterbated through my entire dinner and barely ate anything.

I started maaterbating during a Zoom meeting and my boss saw it.

Looking at two mater pics and getting so distracted you lose your mind

I was maaterbating and got so distracted I spilled my coffee on my laptop.

I maaterbated for so long my phone died and I had to charge it.

I was maaterbating and my mom walked in and asked what I was doing.