Maastrichtse cheese market

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The Maastrichtse cheese market is when two dudes (or anyone with a weenie) rub their peenies together like they're fighting for the last piece of pizza. Their cum gets swapped like it's the biggest cheese deal in the Netherlands.

My bro and I did the Maastrichtse cheese market in the back of the bus. We both got a stiffy and a laugh.

At the gym, I saw two guys doing the Maastrichtse cheese market. They looked like they were about to pass out.

My cousin did the Maastrichtse cheese market with his crush. He said it was like a cum transfer.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The Maastrichtse cheese market is like a handjob party for two people. They stick their peenies together and let their cum flow like cheese from a cheese wheel. It's a Dutch tradition and it's full of cum.

My friend did the Maastrichtse cheese market with his brother. It looked like they were fighting over a block of cheddar.

I did the Maastrichtse cheese market with my crush. It was awkward but it was worth it.

My uncle did the Maastrichtse cheese market with his friend. They both got a cum hangover the next day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The Maastrichtse cheese market is when two guys (or anyone with a weenie) stick their peenies together like they're making a cum sandwich. They let their cum flow like it's the best cheese in the Netherlands.

At the park, I saw two guys doing the Maastrichtse cheese market. They looked like they were about to cum all over the grass.

My dad did the Maastrichtse cheese market with his friend. They both got a stiffy and a laugh.

I did the Maastrichtse cheese market with my crush. It was like a cum swap and it was awesome.

by Slangipedia 8d ago