Maastricht University

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A place where every student is either a brainy freak or a German meathead. They make you learn by doing stuff instead of just sitting there. It turns normal people into nerds and makes you question your life choices.

I went to Maastricht Uni and now I think I'm a genius. Or a lunatic. Not sure which.

My German roommate thinks he's at Harvard. He’s not. He's at the worst uni in Europe.

Why do we have to do group work? I just want to pass this class.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A university that thinks it's the best, but it's just full of Germans who don't know how bad they got it. You can fail even if you pass exams. It's like hell, but with more weed and vodka.

I aced my exam and still failed the class. That’s not fair. That’s just Maastricht being Maastricht.

Everyone here is either a junkie, a psychopath, or just plain sad. I fit all three.

Moving here made me get Maastricht Syndrome. I now hate everyone and everything.

by Slangipedia 8d ago