Maastricht Effect

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When hot girls move to Maastricht and realize there are more girls than guys, they go feral. They start drooling over creepy guys and screaming at them in the middle of the night like they’re in a horror movie.

Lena texted him: 'I’m coming for you, Greg. I’ll hit your laptop with a spoon.'

Sophie was seen yelling 'F*** you, Daniel!' at the Vrijthof at 2 a. m.

Emma cried into her cereal because he ignored her DMs.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A curse on pretty girls in Maastricht who get so lonely they start flirting with ugly guys just to feel special. They end up yelling at them like they’re their exes.

Claire texted him: 'You’re the worst. I’m going to scream your name at the Vrijthof.'

Mia hit her laptop and cried: 'Why, Mark? Why?}'

Nina sent a tweet: 'F*** you, Liam. I’m leaving you for a guy who knows how to use a coffee machine.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago