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The number one Dutch city ever and the home of the most legendary Dutch warlord who probably once beat up a whole army with his bare hands.

I moved to Maastricht and immediately felt like I was in a war movie.

My cousin said Maastricht is the best city, and I believe him because he once fought a bear in the streets.

Maastricht is like the king of cities, and the warlord is the king of kings.

A place where nerds are born, bikes are everywhere, and you're stuck with PBL method and German nerds who think they're the best.

I went to Maastricht Uni and now I'm a nerd who thinks PBL is the best thing ever.

Bikes are everywhere in Maastricht, and I have no idea why.

German nerds are everywhere, and they think they're the best.

A curse that makes you lose all your sexual energy because of stress, work, and not enough hot people around.

I got Maastricht Syndrome and now I can't even look at my crush.

Stress from exams gave me Maastricht Syndrome and now I'm a sad, lonely person.

No hot guys in Maastricht, so I got Maastricht Syndrome and now I'm stuck with it.

When pretty girls in Maastricht go crazy because there are no men, and they start liking weird guys who probably smell like old pizza.

My friend started liking this weird guy who smelled like old pizza, and now I can't stop laughing at her.

There are no men in Maastricht, so girls are going crazy over weird guys.

I saw a girl screaming at a guy in the middle of the night because he was weird and smelled like old pizza.

A place where hot girls go crazy, scream at guys, and hit laptops because they're mad at their weird boyfriends.

I saw a girl hit her laptop because her boyfriend was weird and smelled like old pizza.

A girl screamed F***k you Bob at the Vrijthof in the middle of the night.

My friend started freaking out over text messages because her weird guy sent her a message at 3 AM.

A university where everyone thinks they're the best, even though it's full of Germans, and you can fail for skipping one class.

I skipped one class and failed the whole course at UM because it's the worst university ever.

UM is like a nightmare with German nerds who think they're the best.

Everyone at UM thinks they're the best, even though they failed 3 exams.

A place that feels like a minefield for kids who have no idea what's going on.

I went to Maastricht and felt like I was walking into a minefield of stress and weird people.

My friend said Maastricht is like a minefield for teenagers, and I believe her because she cried at a PBL presentation.

Maastricht is like a minefield that explodes every time you skip a class.