Maasonn

Maasonn walked into the room and immediately made everyone laugh. His weiner was huge.

At the party, Maasonn was the only one who tried to juggle marshmallows. And his weiner.

His teacher said, 'I’ve seen bigger weiners in the cafeteria, Maasonn.'

Maasonn told a joke about weiners and then showed everyone his weiner. It was legendary.

He tripped over his own weiner and laughed so hard he cried.

During lunch, Maasonn said, 'This weiner is so big, it’s gonna be a legend.'

Maasonn bragged about his weiner in front of the whole school. No one believed him.

He drew a weiner on the board and said, 'This is me.'

When asked what he’d do for a million dollars, he said, 'I’d show my weiner to the whole world.'