Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A bunch of holy freaks from Africa who would cut you up if you didn't worship their god.

My cousin got slashed for not praying to their god.

They didn’t care if you were a kid or old.

They even killed the priest’s dog for not converting.

2

A gang of super religious Africans who would beat you up for not joining their cult.

They beat my uncle with sticks for not believing.

Even the babies had to shout their prayers.

They didn’t stop until the whole village was scared.

3

A group of African holy lunatics who would hack you to pieces if you didn’t pray to their god.

They hacked my grandma for not singing their hymns.

They didn’t care if you were sick or healthy.

They even chopped up the king’s brother.

4

A bunch of African holy nuts who would stab you if you didn’t join their church.

My brother got stabbed for not kneeling down.

They wouldn’t stop until everyone was converted.

They even stabbed the baby’s nurse.

5

A tribe of African religious maniacs who would burn you alive if you didn’t follow their faith.

They burned my uncle’s house down for not joining.

Even the dogs had to pray or get burned.

They didn’t care if you were a kid or a man.

6

A group of African holy freaks who would tie you up and yell at you for not believing.

They tied me up for not saying their prayers.

They yelled so loud I could hear it from the next village.

They even tied up the priest’s wife.