Maarten Wilhelm

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A weird guy who’s got nothing better to do than get hit in the head with an Arizona iced tea can and then talk your ear off about it.

He DMed me at 3 AM to tell me he got hit in the head with a can and it was the best thing ever.

He showed up to my house with a can and a lecture about life.

He sent me a video of him getting hit in the head and said, 'This is how you train.'

A guy who loves getting hit in the head with a can and thinks he’s some kind of teacher.

He texted me, 'I got hit in the head again. I’m now 100% trained.'

He showed up at my job and taught my boss how to get hit in the head properly.

He tweeted a picture of himself with a bruise and said, 'Education is pain.'

A guy who gets hit in the head with cans and then yells at you about it for hours.

He called me at 2 AM and screamed about getting hit in the head with a can.

He sent me a group chat with 20 people just to talk about the can.

He got hit in the head and then told me I was 'untrained.'