Maarle

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A girl so good-looking and kind that she makes you feel like a sweaty, stinky, ugly rat. She also kicks your butt in everything. If you want to be better than her, you might as well try to be a god.

I saw Maarle and I felt like I was looking at a unicorn. And I’m not even a horse.

She texted me and I got a compliment. I got a compliment. I got a compliment. And I’m proud.

She beat me in the spelling bee. I spelled 'antidisestablishmentarianism' wrong. I spelled it wrong. I spelled it wrong.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A girl so amazing that she’s basically a god. She’s kind, she’s smart, and she’s way better than you at everything. You should probably just give up now.

She asked me how I was and I said 'fine'. She said 'you look like a sad turtle'. I looked like a sad turtle.

She beat me in the math test. I got a D. She got a 100. I got a D.

She walked in and the whole class stopped talking. I was like 'why?'. She was like 'because I’m here'. I was like 'I get it now'. I don’t get it now.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A girl so hot and sweet that she could make a dog cry. She’s better than you at everything. You should probably just start crying now and give up.

She texted me and said 'you’re cute'. I said 'thanks'. She said 'you’re cute'. I said 'thanks'. She said 'you’re cute'. I said 'thanks'.

She beat me in the science fair. I had a volcano that exploded. She had a volcano that exploded and a robot that danced. I had a volcano that exploded.

She walked in and I got a hard-on. I got a hard-on. I got a hard-on. I got a hard-on. I got a hard-on. I got a hard-on.

by Slangipedia 9d ago