maarkesh

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a guy who’s so head-over-heels for Sarah he’d eat a whole pizza by himself just to make her smile. he’d let his dog poop on his carpet if it meant Sarah would laugh. his backup girls are Ryka, Riya, and Mokshu, but they’re just there to mop up the mess he makes.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he’d punch a wall if Sarah didn’t reply.
He tried to sing a love song in the shower and forgot the words.
He bought Sarah a whole cake and then cried when she ate it.
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a dirty word you yell at someone when you’re so mad you can’t think straight. it’s like the swear word of swear words.
He called me a maarkesh because I spilled coffee on his shirt.
She said I was a maarkesh for not finishing my homework.
He told the teacher I was a maarkesh for talking during the test.
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