maariya.yasmin

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Maariya. Yasmin is a hot mess who looks like a goddess but acts like a witch. She’s always smiling, but if you mess with her, she’ll turn you into a pancake.
I told her I liked her hair, and she said, 'You better not say that again, or I’ll make you my new hairstyle.'
She laughed at my joke, then called me a 'dumbass' in front of everyone.
She smiled at me, then I saw her side-eye me from across the room.
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Maariya. Yasmin is the most beautiful woman on the planet, but she’s also a beast when you cross her. She’s got a killer body and a killer attitude.
She wore a dress to the party and said, 'You all look like you got dressed in the dark.'
She called my dad a 'disgrace to the family' for eating my mom’s cake.
She asked me to dance, then said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t bring my friends to embarrass you.'
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Maariya. Yasmin is the best girl ever, she’s fun, she’s sexy, and she will destroy you if you try to flirt with her.
She said, 'You’re not even cute, you’re just average.'
She laughed at my joke, then said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.'
She smiled at me, then said, 'I’m going to make you my new boyfriend, and you won’t even know it.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maariya. Yasmin is like a goddess who walks into a room and makes everyone else look like a joke. She’s smart, she’s sassy, and she’s got a body that makes men cry.
She walked into class and said, 'You all look like you got dressed in a closet.'
She asked me to help her with her homework, then said, 'You’re the dumbest kid I’ve ever seen.'
She smiled at me, then said, 'You better not mess with me, or I’ll make you my new boyfriend.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maariya. Yasmin is the most amazing person on Earth, she’s got a smile that could make a saint cry, and a temper that could make a dragon scream.
She said, 'You’re not even funny, you’re just annoying.'
She called my teacher a 'disgrace to the school' for giving me a bad grade.
She walked into the room and said, 'You all look like you got dressed in a trash can.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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Maariya. Yasmin is the best girl on the planet, she’s got a body that makes men drool, and a personality that makes them cry.
She said, 'You’re not even cute, you’re just average.'
She walked into the room and said, 'You all look like you got dressed in a closet.'
She laughed at my joke, then said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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