Maarif

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Maarif is the kind of guy who looks like he could beat up a lion with his bare hands but instead spends his time talking about cars and soccer. He’s so loyal he’d die before he’d ever cheat on his girlfriend. Don’t even try to compare yourself to him, he’ll laugh in your face and say you’re as good as a used car in a parking lot.
My ex is a Maarif. He talked about soccer for 3 hours and still didn’t ask me out.
My cousin’s boyfriend is a Maarif. He once cried when his car broke down.
My teacher said Maarif is like a superhero who forgot to bring his cape.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maarif is someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, and they probably are. They don’t just talk about god, they argue with god. They’re like the brainy version of a superhero, and they’ll tell you all about it.
My friend’s uncle is a Maarif. He once told me he could beat my dad in a debate about the meaning of life.
My brother’s best friend is a Maarif. He has a degree in philosophy and still talks about it like it’s a hobby.
My neighbor’s son is a Maarif. He once said god was just a guy who needed a better haircut.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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