Maari

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A gentle, quiet person who never talks trash but still makes you feel like you're the best friend ever. People look at her like she's a damn angel, but she's too dumb to know it.
She didn't even say anything when I cursed at the coffee machine. Just smiled like I was her favorite swear word.
At the mall, some guy tripped over his own feet trying to stare at her. It was glorious.
She stayed with me through my worst hangover. No judgment. Just a bag of chips and a weird look.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The kind of person who could make a saint cry with her kindness. She’s like a soft pillow for your soul, and people can’t stop gawking at her face.
She let me borrow her jacket even though it smelled like lavender and regret. I wore it for a week.
During the lunch break, the entire office stared at her. No one said a word. It was like a conspiracy.
She gave me her last chocolate bar even though I’d just insulted her dog. That dog’s got a name. It’s not cute.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who’s so calm and kind, you think she’s got a secret supply of patience. People can’t stop looking at her, like she’s a damn celebrity.
She let me borrow her pen even though I’d drawn a mustache on her boss’s face. She just sighed and said, 'He’s used to it.'
At the grocery store, the cashier started a slow-motion stare at her. I had to whisper, 'You’re supposed to scan the food.'
She took my blame when I yelled at the pizza guy. She said, 'He’s just doing his job. You’re just doing yours, badly.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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