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a stupid trick you pull to escape doing something gross like math homework
I made up a fake dog emergency just to skip math
I told my mom I needed to feed the chickens again
I said I was going to die if I did one more problem
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when you pretend something important is happening just so you don't have to do your homework
I told my dad there was a fire at the pizza place
I said I had to save the world from a giant cookie monster
I pretended the president called me
3
a total mess of a plan to get out of something you don't want to do
I said I had to go to the bathroom and never came back
I told my friend I had to fight a dragon
I claimed I was being chased by a group of angry squirrels
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