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Being so fake you think you're a diplomat but you’re just a broke kid who still uses emojis.

You said you’d come to the party but you showed up with a pizza and a lie.

You called your mom ‘cool’ and then cried when she didn’t text back.

You told your friend you’d help with homework and then watched TikTok the whole time.

Acting like you’re the king of the world but you just got grounded for eating the last slice of pizza.

You said you’d finish your chores but you were on your phone the whole time.

You told your brother you’d let him use your Xbox but you turned it off.

You promised your dad you’d clean your room but you left a mess and a note that said ‘sucks to be you’.

You talk like you're important but you still get lost on the way to the store.

You said you’d find the cereal but you came back with a bag of chips.

You told your friend you’d get them coffee but you bought a soda and a donut.

You said you’d help your mom but you just watched YouTube the whole time.

You act like you know everything but you still need your mom to remind you to do your homework.

You said you’d finish your math but you were on your phone the whole time.

You told your friend you’d help them study but you just slept through it.

You said you’d remember your mom’s birthday but you forgot and sent a text that said ‘oops’.

You talk like you're a legend but you still can't beat your little brother at video games.

You said you’d win the game but you lost and said ‘that was a fluke’.

You told your friend you’d beat them but you got destroyed and just said ‘that was a glitch’.

You said you’d beat your dad but you got beat and just said ‘he had a head start’.